What did I expect...
J: You can't say I don't wanna hang out because I hate planning.
M: So you're gonna prove me wrong? By planning?!
J: So Danny told me there's unlimited chicken wings for $15 at Hooters. Let's go there.
I don't know if I should be surprised that he picked that or be surprised at myself that I expected anything better... LOL.
Epidilius: Rules to New Girl's True American →
epidilius: Game prep: Arrange the cans of beer around the bottle of rum. The cans are Pawns of the Secret Order, the rum is the King, and the arrangement is called the Castle. Decide on 4 Zones, and arrange platforms ( chairs, buckets, anything ) in patterns through them. The 5th Zone is the Zone with the… Playing this.
Teaching v. Whoring.
Me: I'm charging $25/ half hour.
Dave (my boss) : Why? I charge around $50. I know I can teach and people are willing to pay.
Me: You're ripping people of I feel bad charging $25!!
Dave: You have to pay for college. This is better than being a whore.
Leave it to one of the guys to brighten up my night<3
Subbed for Ghaidan’s adult class today. Scored two privates(: But the best moment was the old asian man. At the end of class. Thank you. What’s your name again? Miyako. Thank you Miyako. Moments like this remind me why I continue doing this job. He said thank you at least five times (: It was a pleasure teaching him.
Baby, I love you. I never wanna let you go. ‘Cause everything you do. Is superduper cute. And I can’t stand it. <3
meganxalexa: snuckles: Like, how can you NOT love Adele? Let’s be real. How can you not love a guy who appreciates Adele?
Goddamn. I am so ready to graduate.
Waiting is KILLING ME. Just need to get through AP tests…. then all chill from there!
ms-sarcasticbitch: I like goin’ out, takin’ walks and stuff, I don’t run with many girls ‘cause they talk too much I enjoy quiet nights at home I’ll curl up next to ya Though I ain’t a virgin that don’t mean I’m havin’ sex with ya (via villainesss)
omgnickkk: 10knotes: me texting my mom: okay, see you at home. love you. my mom texting me: C u l8r. Luv u 2. Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard Seriously. What the heck.
Sign in my room "Goal- Make Decision by April 17"
Dad: *grabs pen* *changes l to t* *runs out* BAAAAAAAAAAAA.
There’s no doubt about it. I want to go to AU. It may be small and not as high ranked as the other schools I was accepted to, but I feel like this is the right school. D.C. and SIS sold me. It’s RIGHT for what I want to do. But, I just can’t afford this. Which makes me sad. I feel selfish for wanting to go there. I could make life so much easier on my parents and myself if I go...
One thing my mother will never know.
All my college essays are written about her inspiration in my life. My family is going through so much right now. And I’m tired and exhausted and I really wish I could catch a break right now. But through it all, I look up to my mom to give me energy to keep moving forward. We’ve never gotten along, we fight ALL the time. But, now we’re coming together, when we need it most. ...
Holy fuh. I haven’t even put in a deposit and I’m already campaigning for a spot in Student Gov’t. What am I doing..
ms-sarcasticbitch: John Legend | Save Room...